Pregnancy vs Baby

When you are pregnant you have to be careful about what you eat, when you have a baby you don’t have time to eat.
When you are pregnant you get tired easily, when you have a baby they sleep, you don’t.
When you are pregnant you get a headache if you don’t eat enough, when you have a baby you get a headache from the screaming and crying. (from you or the baby)
When you are pregnant your nipples are sensitive, when you have a baby your nipples get sucked ‘til they crack and maybe even bleed.
When you are pregnant you get up 2 or 3 times to pee, when you have a baby you get up every 3 hours to feed.
When you are pregnant it is hard to get comfortable enough to sleep, when you have a baby you have to get them to sleep before you can sleep.
When you are pregnant your hair gets fuller and healthier, when you have a baby your hair gets pulled on.

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This is just a joke. I can't wait to have my little girl.