Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Registering!!

So I have done this before, you know wedding registries. You pick your colors and then dishes, bath towels, and so on. All stuff you have seen before and know how to use but this... this is different. There is stuff you would think "why would I need that" or "what does this do" yet every mom will tell you, "make sure you register for this." It's crazy. Josh and I (yes Josh actually went with me) registered for everything you(or at least I) could think of at Target and we only have like 40 things on our registry. The lady at Babies R Us told me we should have like 200 things on our registry... I'm a little short of 200! And why is it that everything only comes in Pink or Blue. It's like in baby world those are the only colors that exist. That, and like creme and yellow for all those "I don't know the sex" people. I JUST WANT PURPLE. Why can't purple exist separate from some ugly pink butterfly! And why does it have to be this bright girl color not soft, elegant girl colors. Anyway I have been working on my registries if you want to check them out. Remember it's a work in progress. I'm registered at Target and Babies R Us.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Pregnancy vs Baby

When you are pregnant you have to be careful about what you eat, when you have a baby you don’t have time to eat.
When you are pregnant you get tired easily, when you have a baby they sleep, you don’t.
When you are pregnant you get a headache if you don’t eat enough, when you have a baby you get a headache from the screaming and crying. (from you or the baby)
When you are pregnant your nipples are sensitive, when you have a baby your nipples get sucked ‘til they crack and maybe even bleed.
When you are pregnant you get up 2 or 3 times to pee, when you have a baby you get up every 3 hours to feed.
When you are pregnant it is hard to get comfortable enough to sleep, when you have a baby you have to get them to sleep before you can sleep.
When you are pregnant your hair gets fuller and healthier, when you have a baby your hair gets pulled on.

Feel free to add to the list!!
This is just a joke. I can't wait to have my little girl.